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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Lola eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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