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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Charlie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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