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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃
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