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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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