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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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