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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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