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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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