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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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