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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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