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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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