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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Roxy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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