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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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