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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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