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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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