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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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