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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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