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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Peanut eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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