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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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