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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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