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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛
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