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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃

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