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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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