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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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