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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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