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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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