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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Yoda eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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