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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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