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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺
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