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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍
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