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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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