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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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