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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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