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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊

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