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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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