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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ziggy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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