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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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