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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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