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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻

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