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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮

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