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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Tilly eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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