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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖

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