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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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