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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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