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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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