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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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