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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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