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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Alfie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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