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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Smeagol eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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