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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Frodo eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺

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