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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Kirk eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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