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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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