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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘

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