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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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