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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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