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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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