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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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