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Pet death

My step-auntie Victoria had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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